AWKWARD IS THE NEW BLACK

Hell no it aint! It still sucks massive pokemon balls. It makes me in most social situations want to flare up my arms in the air and sing The Jungle Book’s “I Wanna Be Like You.” At the end of the evening I am only left with the conclusion that I hate people. Ahh the small talk, the huddled groups, the standing with nowhere to put your arms.

Maybe some people got the charming cute awkward thing going for them but I just want to crawl up and hide in my giant ball of awkwardness until maybe people can forget what I am really like then give me a new chance.

Please release me from this shell! I want the secret of man’s red fire too!!

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August 31, 2009. Tags: , , . Uncategorized.

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